Night courses

Ah Beng went to take night courses with the reasoning in future can get promotion or better job.
During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.
Then Ah Beng started show off...
Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ........................ *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ......................... *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...
Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...
Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: ........................ *fainted*

>Strange Happenings In A Hospital

>There was this case in this hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
>always died in the same bed on Friday mornings around 9am regardless of
>their age, gender, medical history or medical condition.
>This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the
>supernatural: Why did death occur at that same bed around the same time
>every Friday?
>So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate
>the cause of the deaths.
>Come friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the
>terrible phenomenon to occur again. The new (unknowing) patient laid there.
>Some doctors held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to
>ward off evil...and they waited. 8am, the patient was still alive...
>8.30am... still breathing...
>Just before the 'cursed' time, the door to the ward swung open...
>Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, comes in and unplugs the life
>support system so that she can use the vacuum cleaner!

EVE-Online Revelation II

The upgrade is on the way!!! The biggest MMORPG is set to go on upgrade run!!! And its for 24 hours! Oh dear. I can feel the witdrawal syndrome setting in.

If you can, go here for the new eve videos!!!

http://myeve.eve-online.com/download/videos/

Wifi checker

http://us.mcafee.com/root/wsc/default.asp

Hey yall am back.

Tiring days

Been on my study leave my blog! dun miss me too much.

Fried Chicken

Anyone got any good idea for fried chicken recipe, or to make one taste better?

Just comment below!

Oh It's alive...

Alright, i managed to fix the login box problem. its not a real fix, more like a workaround, watever we call that.

I got to recreate my win xp's user profile. that mean, moving our the user folder elseway, then relogin to win xp again to recreate the my profile, then, its done. oh i hate myself im such a geek.

well well, now where is my Mac.....

Can't Login Adsense?

Yea i was thinking of login to my adsense to see how much page view im getting on my blog today.

Gues what?

There's no login box for me to login.... oh dear. Something must be wrong with this machine's scripting or java. My other machine is fine. But not this one.

I remember someone posted this problem before in the web but i dont recall how this was fixed. Hmmm...

I'll post here if i ever get this fix... darn.... time to fire up the Firefox. ]:)

The International SOS

I found a travelling insurance provider here. Interesting site: http://www.internationalsos.com

I would get a good traveling insurance provider. I used International SOS when I was abroad in University. As my current firm's employee, I am also covered under International SOS when travelling on assignments abroad.

I have never actually called them or used their service. Hopefully I wont need to call them anytime anywhere.

And, I got my first blog comment here:
http://notenufnames.blogspot.com/2007/05/animal-instinct.html#comments

Most hated blog

It seems nowadays we can get rich by being poor, or worst.

I have seen the bankrupt, the homeless, the fallen having fall back to their blog and turns up to be getting the famous moments. Books on the way? yeah probly.

Read on here: http://www.iamfacingforeclosure.com/


Anya here is the blogger, a woman, turns homeless, then turn to a book writer!
Read onn here: http://wanderingscribe.blogspot.com/

Animal Instinct

This Is what I found writen on our office's male washroom.

WHAT IS ANIMAL

INSTINCT?

Is the feeling of wanting to fuck your colleagues.

Well I almost felt like adding to the sick graffiti but think i'll leave it here. Here's my version;

WHAT IS ANIMAL
INSTINCT?

Is the feeling of wanting to write on the toilet door.

or

...?

Now I am wondering whose the sicko who go around jotting his tots at our washroom with a pencil?!?!?!!

Symantec definition update file

If you are a Symantec Corporate Edition user, click here to download an antivirus update.

http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/download/pages/US-SAVCE.html

Cicadas

I magine billions of insect merging from the ground. scary? haha. cicadas is actually a harmless noisy flying insect. its rich in protein, and i luv their sounds in the jungles.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070520/ap_on_re_us/cicada_invasion

Ride around the world?

This is one thing most of us would luv to have. Hint: BMW

http://www.longwaydown.com/

blogspot.com is getting HTTP 404 error msg lah

hmmm how come no one put a default page in this URL? Its kinda annoying. The URL should have probably be pointing to blogger's homepage.

Haha. What wrong with me, posting all these 404 errors?

Paultan.org and Perodua website down

Haha. Looks like the best site to access Perodua Viva information are down this morning. The car must be so hot now. I wished these sites shld have beef up the hardware in anticipating the surge of visitors. Well, its probably due to other reason too. I bet my CIMBBank website is also down. It always down on me on my working hour. Beef up the bandwidth, man!!!

Anyone know if the Viva is offered for test drive any where? :p

This is eve

Found a very nice video on my fav mmorpg atm. enjoy the tube, peep.

Here it goes, from Loxyrider

YM

Its a rainy morning. I hate to take the cam out and take a picture. Its all dewy and cool and all humid. Chk this out. Nothing beats Marilyn Manson in the morning! woot!! And its 25 celcius in Kuching now...

Webbie Yahoo Messenger Online

Hey,

Just found out yahoo has released a new version of their web-based IM. Hit it here to try it. Would be useful whenever you go travelling!

http://webmessenger.yahoo.com/

You'll need a Java running browser and a yahoo account (doh!).

Mining

Hey I am mining in my 2nd retriever atm. I am only mining scordites.... hmmm hope i can get to other ores soon. Click to enlarge!!! eve-online rocks... yeah yeah im a carebear shooting at te rocks.... beat me.

Raed

This is the post that I came across when the Iraq war started years ago.

http://dear_raed.blogspot.com/

Walah! An Iraqi blog bringing you deep into the battle of Iraqi people, how Saddam was overthrown, and how the life is among the militia threats. Read on!