Night courses

Ah Beng went to take night courses with the reasoning in future can get promotion or better job.
During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.
Then Ah Beng started show off...
Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ........................ *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ......................... *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...
Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...
Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: ........................ *fainted*

>Strange Happenings In A Hospital

>There was this case in this hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
>always died in the same bed on Friday mornings around 9am regardless of
>their age, gender, medical history or medical condition.
>This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the
>supernatural: Why did death occur at that same bed around the same time
>every Friday?
>So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate
>the cause of the deaths.
>Come friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the
>terrible phenomenon to occur again. The new (unknowing) patient laid there.
>Some doctors held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to
>ward off evil...and they waited. 8am, the patient was still alive...
>8.30am... still breathing...
>Just before the 'cursed' time, the door to the ward swung open...
>Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, comes in and unplugs the life
>support system so that she can use the vacuum cleaner!